Waiting a Lifetime for My Crush

Last night, I was watching a Lifetime original movie with a friend. Then my crush came by (I was so excited).
Right as she walked in the door, she said "Mmm, it smells like flowers in here." But then my friend said, "Ya, that's cause he did something smelly before you got here. He sprays that all the time!"
I was so embarrassed. Then, quick as a Wheaties Olympian, my crush ran away.

Lesson: Never trust anyone you haven't been intimate with.